Quote by Erma Bombeck
Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjus

Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. – Erma Bombeck

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communication
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Other Quotes from
Youth
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It is good for a man that he bear the yoke in his youth. Lamentations 3:27 – Bible

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Youth

Im youth, Im joy, Im a little bird that has broken out of the egg. – James Barrie

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Youth

Youth is not a question of years: one is young or old from birth. – Natalie Clifford Barney

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Youth

But childhood prolonged, cannot remain a fairyland. It becomes a hell. – Louise Bogan

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Youth

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