Quote by Erma Bombeck
Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjus

Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward. – Ambrose Bierce

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The young are permanently in a state resembling intoxication. – Aristotle

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But childhood prolonged, cannot remain a fairyland. It becomes a hell. – Louise Bogan

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It is good for a man that he bear the yoke in his youth. Lamentations 3:27 – Bible

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