Quote by Erma Bombeck
Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjus

Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

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