Quote by Erma Bombeck
Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjus

Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Time
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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It is good for a man that he bear the yoke in his youth. Lamentations 3:27 – Bible

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Youth, with swift feet, walks onward in the way; the land of joy lies all before his eyes. – Edward George Bulwer-Lytton

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Youth

Im youth, Im joy, Im a little bird that has broken out of the egg. – James Barrie

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Youth

Youth is not a question of years: one is young or old from birth. – Natalie Clifford Barney

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