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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjus

Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

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I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth; and let thy heart cheer thee in the days of thy youth, and walk in the ways of thine heart, and in the sight of thine eyes: but know thou, that for all these things God will bring thee into judgment. Ecclesiastes 11:9 – Bible

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Youth

What a cunning mixture of sentiment, pity, tenderness, irony surrounds adolescence, what knowing watchfulness! Young birds on their first flight are hardly so hovered around. – Georges Bernanos

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Youth

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength. – Proverb

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Youth

Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18. – Jim Bishop

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Weve put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it. – Frank A. Clark

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Im a father of four so whenever Im not working my kids have their different sports, or plays, or school performances, so I dont do a whole lot of other stuff besides being a dad. – Christopher Judge

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Love isnt an emotion or an instinct – its an art. – Mae West

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For those who live neither with religious consolations about death nor with a sense of death (or of anything else) as natural, death is the obscene mystery, the ultimate affront, the thing that cannot be controlled. It can only be denied. – Susan Sontag

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