Quote by Erma Bombeck
Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjus

Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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Libraries
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The young are permanently in a state resembling intoxication. – Aristotle

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Youth

But childhood prolonged, cannot remain a fairyland. It becomes a hell. – Louise Bogan

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Youth is not a question of years: one is young or old from birth. – Natalie Clifford Barney

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Youth

Youth lives on hope, old age on memories. – Proverb

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If money, education, and honesty will not bring to me as much privilege, as much equality as they bring to any American citizen, then they are to me a curse, and not a blessing. – John Hope

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Ive seen the greatest actors in the world, transcendent talents, who cant find a home. – Laura Linney

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I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. – Henry David Thoreau, 1854

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