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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric ski

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck

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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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I was fired at the pinnacle of my career, on my 39th birthday. And in the year that followed, I learned that there are many psychological phases of being let go. – Mika Brzezinski

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Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible. – Margaret Cho

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I think, at a childs birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. – Truman Capote

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If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements. – Mason Cooley

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Healing comes only from that which leads the patient beyond himself and beyond his entanglements with ego…. – Carl Jung

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May I never miss a sunset or a rainbow because I am looking down. – Sara June Parker

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We are at war, and our security as a nation depends on winning that war. – Condoleezza Rice

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