A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck
The thing that Ive always been slightly frustrated with, was that the idea of a CD is kind of confined to a material possession that you can put on a shelf. And the idea of music, for me, is always about both the communication and the sharing of content. And so the interactive part is missing. – Yo-Yo Ma