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Quote by Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric ski

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think Ill probably be given jewelry instead. – Susan Orlean

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And for the citys birthday, we will host events in every neighborhood of the city, inviting all of our residents to share in the celebration of Bostons great epic – the story of neighbors who support one another where it matters most. – Thomas Menino

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I hate birthdays. – Zane Grey

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I think, at a childs birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. – Soren Kierkegaard

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It was pride that changed angels into devils it is humility that makes men as angels. – Saint Augustine

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The construction of life is at present in the power of facts far more than convictions. – Walter Benjamin

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