Quote by Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric ski

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Im not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does. – Victoria Beckham

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I married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single mother of three small children, Sean, Daniel and Victoria, living in a prefab house. – Sue Townsend

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On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections. – Eva Herzigova

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My brother got a .22 for his 12th birthday I got a .22. He got a hunting knife I got a hunting knife. – Stephanie Cutter

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