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Quote by Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric ski

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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My first recognition of age setting in was exactly on my 36th birthday. I have no idea why, on this day of all days, I looked in the mirror and realized my face no longer looked young. – Paulina Porizkova

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I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face. – Stephen Hopkins

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I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think Ill probably be given jewelry instead. – Susan Orlean

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I tend to foster drama via bleakness. If I want the reader to feel sympathy for a character, I cleave the character in half, on his birthday. And then it starts raining. And hes made of sugar. – George Saunders

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If only life could be a little more tender and art a little more robust. – Alan Rickman

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Sooner or later Im going to die, but Im not going to retire. – Margaret Mead

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