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Quote by Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric ski

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Time
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Other Quotes from
Birthday
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As far as those kinds of things, I also played at the concert to call for the release of Nelson Mandela when he was a political prisoner in South Africa. We were celebrating his 70th birthday and calling for his release. – Jackson Browne

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Birthday

Im amazed. When I was 40, I thought Id never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything. – Gloria Stuart

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Birthday

When someone asks if youd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? – Lisa Loeb

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Birthday

I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books I have had fans send me birthday cakes… sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage. – Puff Daddy

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Birthday

Random Quotes

Grace is the beauty of form under the influence of freedom. – Friedrich Schiller

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Beauty

Were here to bring beauty to the world and make a difference in this planet. Thats what art forms are about. – Charlie Haden

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Covetousness is both the beginning and the end of the devils alphabet – the first vice in corrupt nature that moves, and the last which dies. – Michel de Montaigne

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I have to hit the gym. I have beauty appointments. I have to work toward my next job and maintaining my image, just like an athlete. – Linda Evangelista

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