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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric ski

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Desserts
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Erma Bombeck
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Other Quotes from
Birthday
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When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce. – Giada De Laurentiis

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Birthday

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday

The turning point was when I hit my 30th birthday. I thought, if really want to write, its time to start. I picked up the book How to Write a Novel in 90 Days. The author said to just write three pages a day, and I figured, I can do this. I never got past Page 3 of that book. – James Rollins

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Birthday

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. – Oprah Winfrey

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Birthday

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Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being ones own Trojan horse. – Rebecca West

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mom

The 60s was one of the first times the power of music was used by a generation to bind them together. – Neil Young

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Music

Apothegms to thinking minds are the seeds from which spring vast fields of new thought, that may be further cultivated, beautified, and enlarged. – Ramsay, as quoted in A Dictionary of Thoughts: A Cyclopedia of Laconic Quotation

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Quotations

Be it furniture, clothes, or health care, many industries today are marketing nothing more than commodities — no more, no less. What will make the difference in the long run is the care and feeding of customers. – Micheal Mescon

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Customer Service / Sales