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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric ski

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, youll find one at the end of your arm. – Sam Levenson

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I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator. – Cheryl Hines

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Birthday

With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off balloons and bounce them around after birthday parties. – Lisa Loeb

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Women in particular need to keep an eye on their physical and mental health, because if were scurrying to and from appointments and errands, we dont have a lot of time to take care of ourselves. We need to do a better job of putting ourselves higher on our own to do list. – Michelle Obama

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The earth is my altar, the sky is my dome, mind is my garden, the heart is my home and Im always at home – yea, Im always at Om. – Eden Ahbez

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Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day. – Sally Koch

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Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake. – Sylvester Stallone, 1990

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