Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious. – Ambrose Bierce
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce

Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious. – Ambrose Bierce
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce
They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid. – Ambrose Bierce
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. – Ambrose Bierce