Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious. – Ambrose Bierce
Confidante. One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C. – Ambrose Bierce

Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious. – Ambrose Bierce
Confidante. One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce