In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. – Will Rogers Category: Time
I existed from all eternity and, behold, I am here and I shall exist till the end of time, for my being has no end. – Khalil Gibran Category: Time
People say that if you find water rising up to your ankle, thats the time to do something about it, not when its around your neck. – Chinua Achebe Category: Time
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money. – A. J. Liebling Category: Society
Its your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and dont take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver. – Betty White Category: Humor
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard Category: Carpe Diem
If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg Category: work
