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Quote by Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an o

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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If Shaw and Einstein couldnt beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. – Mel Brooks

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