Logo
Quote by Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an o

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

Other quotes by Mel Brooks

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesnt work. You can be politically incorrect if youre smart. – Mel Brooks

Category:
work
Author
Mel Brooks
Read Quote

As long as the world is turning and spinning, were gonna be dizzy and were gonna make mistakes. – Mel Brooks

Category:
Mistakes
Author
Mel Brooks
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Its funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy. – Hedy Lamarr

Category:
funny

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

Category:
funny

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill

Category:
funny

Its funny – I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When Im rounder in the face, I like to say, This is my long-term look. Or This is my wife-and-kids look right here. – Garrett Hedlund

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

The search after the great men is the dream of youth, and the most serious occupation of manhood. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Category:
great

Aptitude found in the understanding and is often inherited. Genius coming from reason and imagination, rarely. – Marcus Aurelius

Category:
Imagination

Day, like a weary pilgrim, had reached the western gate of heaven, and Evening stooped down to unloose the latchets of his sandal shoon. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Hyperion

Category:
Night

Whats wrong with extreme dieting and hard-core fitness plans is that they dont take into account the rest of your life. – Alison Sweeney

Category:
fitness