Mel Brooks's Quote - Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an o

Quote by Mel Brooks

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an o

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks

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Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. – Mel Brooks

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As long as the world is turning and spinning, were gonna be dizzy and were gonna make mistakes. – Mel Brooks

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks

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By all means lets be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. – Richard Dawkins

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Its hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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