Quote by Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an o

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

Other quotes by Mel Brooks

Look, I dont want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if youre alive youve got to flap your arms and legs, youve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or youre not alive. – Mel Brooks

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Death
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I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat. – Mel Brooks

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Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesnt work. You can be politically incorrect if youre smart. – Mel Brooks

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Its simple, if it jiggles, its fat. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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