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Quote by Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an o

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. – Bill Cosby

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