Mel Brooks's Quote - Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an o

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an o

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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Look, I dont want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if youre alive youve got to flap your arms and legs, youve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or youre not alive. – Mel Brooks

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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks

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A lot of music is mathematics. Its balance. – Mel Brooks

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