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We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page - even f

We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere. – Calvin Trillin

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I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but its my responsibility to make good use of it. – Angela Kinsey

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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Acting is all about big hair and funny props… All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it. – Harold Ramis

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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