Quote by Calvin Trillin
We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page - even f

We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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With humor, its so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy. – Calvin Trillin

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Humor
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If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about it, then its not funny. – Calvin Trillin

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funny
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I never eat in a restaurant thats over a hundred feet off the ground and wont stand still. – Calvin Trillin

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It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your portrayal of women. Even when I started out on The Office eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, its completely different. – Mindy Kaling

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Its so funny when youre actually directing because things start popping that you dont expect to pop, and something that you think is going to pop, maybe doesnt quite have the impetus that you thought it might. – Stephen Moyer

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For some reason, people find me funny. Its quite hard to define why a thought is funny. Its even harder to define why a person would be funny. Its a word that I cant define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it. – Wallace Shawn

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funny

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. – Mae West

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If God is just, I tremble for my country. – Thomas Jefferson

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Nevertheless, a maxim does not necessarily become a proverb. Many grubs never grow to butterflies; and a maxim is only a proverb in its caterpillar stage—a candidate for a wider sphere and longer flight than most are destined to attain. – “Proverbs Secular and Sacred,” The North British Review, February 1858

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