Quote by Calvin Trillin
We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page - even f

We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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I never eat in a restaurant thats over a hundred feet off the ground and wont stand still. – Calvin Trillin

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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people theyre trying to keep out. – Calvin Trillin

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