Quote by Calvin Trillin
We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page - even f

We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. – Calvin Trillin

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I dont cook. I dont know anything about food. Ive never reviewed a restaurant. – Calvin Trillin

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