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We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page - even f

We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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I never eat in a restaurant thats over a hundred feet off the ground and wont stand still. – Calvin Trillin

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If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about it, then its not funny. – Calvin Trillin

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funny
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I dont cook. I dont know anything about food. Ive never reviewed a restaurant. – Calvin Trillin

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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