If Shaw and Einstein couldnt beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. – Mel Brooks
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. – Mel Brooks

If Shaw and Einstein couldnt beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. – Mel Brooks
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. – Mel Brooks
Look, I dont want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if youre alive youve got to flap your arms and legs, youve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or youre not alive. – Mel Brooks
When I entered high school I was an A-student, but not for long. I wanted the fancy clothes. I wanted to hang out with the guys. I went from being an A-student to a B-student to a C-student, but I didnt care. I was getting the high fives and the low fives and the pats on the back. I was cool. – Benjamin Carson