Quote by Mel Brooks
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If Shaw and Einstein couldnt beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. – Mel Brooks

Other quotes by Mel Brooks

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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funny
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I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat. – Mel Brooks

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War
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Death
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And yet, I suppose you mourn the loss or the death of what you thought your life was, even if you find your life is better after. You mourn the future that you thought youd planned. – Lynn Redgrave

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Death

As long as you have capital punishment there is no guarantee that innocent people wont be put to death. – Paul Simon

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Death

Im not supposed to be able to speak clearly, and decipher whats going on in the media. Im supposed to be the typical amateur whos 22 and scared to death and cant believe he won the Olympics. – Carl Lewis

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Death

There are certain people that are marked for death. I have my little list of those that treated me unfairly. – Jennifer Lopez

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Death

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I get appalled when I see good drivers being left on the sidelines because they havent come up with the half million to a million to put themselves in a competitive car. – John Surtees

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Yes, were still five little people with a noisy attitude. – Angus Young

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I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience. – Cathy Guisewite

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