Quote by Mel Brooks
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If Shaw and Einstein couldnt beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. – Mel Brooks

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Look, I dont want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if youre alive youve got to flap your arms and legs, youve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or youre not alive. – Mel Brooks

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Death
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesnt work. You can be politically incorrect if youre smart. – Mel Brooks

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And as long as youre subject to birth and death, youll never attain enlightenment. – Bodhidharma

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Death

I balanced all, brought all to mind, the years to come seemed waste of breath, a waste of breath the years behind, in balance with this life, this death. – William Butler Yeats

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Death

Andrew Woods death changed things for a few weeks. I probably got even heavier into drugs after that. – Layne Staley

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Death

My death, taking the light from my eyes, gives back to the day the purity which they soiled. – Jean Racine

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Death

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