As long as the world is turning and spinning, were gonna be dizzy and were gonna make mistakes. – Mel Brooks
Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesnt work. You can be politically incorrect if youre smart. – Mel Brooks
A lot of music is mathematics. Its balance. – Mel Brooks
If Shaw and Einstein couldnt beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. – Mel Brooks
Look, I dont want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if youre alive youve got to flap your arms and legs, youve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or youre not alive. – Mel Brooks
I dont believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front. – Mel Brooks
I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat. – Mel Brooks
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. – Mel Brooks
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks
Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love. – Mel Brooks
Humor is just another defense against the universe. – Mel Brooks
