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Today is Valentines Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Da

Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno

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War
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CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because shes strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. – Jay Leno

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Men
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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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Home
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Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts? – Confucius

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Men

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Men

As a rule, men worry more about what they cant see than about what they can. – Julius Caesar

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Men

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. – Moliere

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Men

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My hope is that that person will come forward that can win the presidency that we can all get behind. – Rick Perry

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The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory, in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system. “But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.” Matthew 5:37 – Author Unknown

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Programming

The engine of ancient society was religion but the engine of contemporary society, as I see it, is advertising. – Kit Williams

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Concerning culture as a process, one would say that it means learning a great many things and then forgetting them and the forgetting is as necessary as the learning. – Albert J. Nock

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