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Today is Valentines Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Da

Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so. – Charles de Gaulle

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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney

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You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break. – Harry S. Truman

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The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it. – Ayn Rand

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Melanie Fiona is a singer, a songwriter, shes a super-girl. I can be silly, goofy, really chilled. Shes like your cool chill girlfriend, sister-friend. Im just like everybody else. – Melanie Fiona

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I came from somewhat of a musical family. I had an uncle on Broadway. My dad kind of knows how to play instruments. Although, I always find it annoying when he does play an instrument. – Nate Ruess

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