Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno

Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because shes strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. – Jay Leno
I think that every child grows up with the ideas that what we are given, is our society. Your education, and your mother and father, they tell you this is how it is, but then you hit adolescence and you think, Is it? Why? Why is it like that? Sometimes that questioning leads to something more. – Alice Englert