Quote by Andy Rooney
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney

Other quotes by Andy Rooney

I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldnt surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? – Andy Rooney

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Government
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I like ice hockey, but its a frustrating game to watch. Its hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. – Andy Rooney

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Time
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney

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Computers
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Men
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When I was a boy, the Sioux owned the world. The sun rose and set on their land they sent ten thousand men to battle. Where are the warriors today? Who slew them? Where are our lands? Who owns them? – Sitting Bull

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Men

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence they go stark, raving mad. – Fyodor Dostoevsky

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Men

It is difficult for a woman to define her feelings in language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs. – Thomas Hardy

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Men

Men do not understand books until they have a certain amount of life, or at any rate no man understands a deep book, until he has seen and lived at least part of its contents. – Ezra Pound

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Men

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Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and mothers are not to be despised; but a grandmother, at holiday time, is worth them all. – Fanny Fern

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Grandparents

The obstacle is the path. – Zen Proverb

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Philosophical

Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Dont lose faith. – Steve Jobs

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Faith

Fire is the best of servants; but what a master! – Thomas Carlyle

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Firefighters