All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney