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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on th

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Perspective
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Other Quotes from
Food
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Urban conservationists may feel entitled to be unconcerned about food production because they are not farmers. But they cant be let off so easily, for they are all farming by proxy. – Wendell Berry

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Food

I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex. – Bertrand Russell

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Food

Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods – these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat. – Neal Barnard

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Food

Learning about issues such as sustainability and locavorism are things that you need to have as part of you as a chef because it will make you cook more delicious food. – Rene Redzepi

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Food

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Never marry for money. Yell borrow it cheaper. – Scottish Proverb

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Marriage

Well, I think any time you delve into this sort of religion, politics, as you well know, youre going to, you know, touch a few nerves. I wasnt – now – and this is the honest truth. – Mel Gibson

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Politics

Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o clock is a scoundrel. – Samuel Johnson

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Night, Nighttime

Great wisdom is generous petty wisdom is contentious. – Zhuangzi

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Wisdom