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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on th

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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For happy health, fuel yourself with dreams and greens. – Terri Guillemets

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A furniture maker by trade, James McIntyre turned his hand to poetry in order to help others appreciate the many wonders of Canada as he viewed them. Key among them: cheese. Few could argue with his rationale; to wit, “it is no insignificant theme.” – Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, Very Bad Poetry, 1997 [McIntyre (1827–1906

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I dont like to waste anything. Any food left over from the night before is always eaten the next day. – Martin Yan

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Chowder breathes reassurance. It steams consolation. – Clementine Paddleford

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A garden of love grows in a grandmother’s heart. – Author Unknown

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I progressed through so many different styles of music through my teen years, both as a player and a vocalist, particularly the jazz and pop of the early 20th Century. – Jeff Healey

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There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. – Charles Dickens

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