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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on th

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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If you go out to dinner with someone, you find out what they prefer in food. We ought to be able to have a conversation to find out what people prefer when it comes to sex. – Betty Dodson

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In England and America people tend to graze all day long, but I think its such a waste to be constantly picking at food because you then cant enjoy a proper full meal when the time comes. – Nigella Lawson

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How large and varied is the educational bill of fare set before every young gentleman in Great Britain and to judge by the mental stamina it affords him in most cases, what a waste of good food it is! – James Payn

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Fashion, for me, is anything thats aesthetic and beautiful. Art, food, film. Its something that I appreciate and really like. – St. Vincent

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I work with the Humane Society a lot and have three rescue cats. – Ian Somerhalder

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If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. – Larry McMurtry, Some Can Whistle

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