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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on th

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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car
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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There have been nine Super Bowls in New Orleans, and not all of them have brought the best of luck to NFL Films. We got robbed twice there, got food poisoning, and my hotel room was broken into on the day the Bears played the Patriots in January 1986. – Steve Sabol

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Food

A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat. – Old New York Proverb

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Food

The food that enters the mind must be watched as closely as the food that enters the body. – Pat Buchanan

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Food

For much of the female half of the world, food is the first signal of our inferiority. It lets us know that our own families may consider female bodies to be less deserving, less needy, less valuable. – Gloria Steinem

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Food

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You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. – Janet Evanovich

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Music is a safe kind of high. – Jimi Hendrix

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Love of man for woman – love of woman for man. Thats the nature, the meaning, the best of life itself. – Zane Grey

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The principle of art is to pause, not bypass. – Jerzy Kosinski

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