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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on th

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Food is available, but it cannot be shipped into an area, so the people in that area suffer the consequences. – Ralph Merkle

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Ive realized that Im more important than food is. I love a big slice of pizza, but I love myself more. Being thin is about changing the way you think about yourself. Its about saying that you deserve to be healthy. – Valerie Bertinelli

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The magazine, the daytime show, weve always tried to write affordable, accessible. Those are key words for us, and I do mean us, a huge staff of people at the magazine who love to cook affordable, friendly food that helps families eat better for less. – Rachael Ray

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I dont always buy organic food. It is more expensive. – Alexandra Paul

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