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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on th

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about. – Damon Wayans

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For all the concern about bodies and weight, Baywatch has three huge catering trucks on the set at all times. One for entrees, one appetizers and one for junk food. – Nicole Eggert

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Theres the issue of hunger, and theres an issue of if youre going to cut out food programs. We should be focusing on healthy food. Right now, fruits and vegetables are very expensive. So what can we do on the policy side to bring the cost of fruits and vegetables down? – Tom Colicchio

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If food is poetry, is not poetry also food? – Joyce Carol Oates

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The one unchangeable certainty is that nothing is unchangeable or certain. – John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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Trust in God – she will provide. – Emmeline Pankhurst

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