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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on th

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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work
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Food
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It does kids no favors, and sets them up for a potential lifetime of poor health and social embarrassment, to excuse them from family meals of real food. Everyone benefits from healthy eating, but it is particularly crucial at the beginning of life. – Andrew Weil

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There are days when I literally have to eat 17 plates of food – its intense. Its about moderation. You just need a few bites to get the gist of a dish. – Gail Simmons

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I think wine is such a big universe that its kind of like food – its intimidating to a lot of people, myself included. – Padma Lakshmi

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Food

If junk food is the devil, then a sweet orange is as scripture. – Terri Guillemets

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You can ask me pretty much anything. Therell be things Ill go, That feels a little too personal. But most things I dont have a fear of being asked about. – Nicole Kidman

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Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Am I a criminal? The world knows Im not a criminal. What are they trying to put me in jail for? Youve lost common sense in this society because of religious fanaticism and dogma. – Jack Kevorkian

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You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. – Ruth E. Renkl

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