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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on th

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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Like baseball, food will never go out of style we will always need to eat and we will always find it entertaining. I think of food TV this way – all the fun and none of the calories. – Gail Simmons

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There is something in the flavor and aroma of the fresh strawberry that no amount of skill has been able to preserve. – E.F. White, “Spring Soda Fountain Thoughts,” 1908

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You go to a show, and theres no food at all, so if youre doing shows back to back, you can forget eating. I remember standing up in the bath one day, and there was a mirror in front of me, and I was so thin! I hated it. I never liked being that skinny. – Kate Moss

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Actually, if I dont eat healthy food I dont feel good. For me, I crave healthy food. – Kristin Cavallari

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