I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright