Steven Wright's Quote - I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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Some people wont go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. – Anne Lamott

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I left school on my 15th birthday. – David Bailey

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I grew up doing all that stuff because I was obsessed with the 50s. I had sock hops for birthday parties. So Ive always done The Twist and stuff. It was pretty natural and, with my parents doing it all the time, Id just copy them. Not very pretty. – Brittany Snow

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In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywoods Walk of Fame. – Annette Funicello

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The less people think the more they talk. – Proverb

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Theres no reason for the establishment to fear me. But it has every right to fear the people collectively – I am one with the people. – Huey Newton

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