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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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It is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us from our creator, our very self-consciousness, is also the one thing that divides us from our fellow creatures. It was a bitter birthday present from evolution. – Annie Dillard

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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. – Jim Valvano

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