Steven Wright's Quote - I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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Thirty was so strange for me. Ive really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. – C. S. Lewis

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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. – Author Unknown

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I like to go to anybody elses birthday, and if Im invited Im a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really dont care. – Mikhail Baryshnikov

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I started running around my 30th birthday. I wanted to lose weight I didnt anticipate the serenity. Being in motion, suddenly my body was busy and so my head could work out some issues I had swept under a carpet of wine and cheese. Good therapy, thats a good run. – Michael Weatherly

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