Steven Wright's Quote - I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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