If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin
So if one day the result becomes 3-3, for me it doesnt change my mind, because its football, its normal. What is not normal is that we havent been scoring enough goals playing such good football as weve been playing in the last few weeks. – Jose Mourinho