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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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I have actually five honorary degrees. – Katherine Dunham

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Success isn’t a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. – Arnold H. Glasow

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Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you’ll make a difference. – Arie Pencovici

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I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. – Bob Newhart

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City governments ought to be abolished, if only as a public health measure. – L. Neil Smith

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I shall never be a heretic I may err in dispute, but I do not wish to decide anything finally on the other hand, I am not bound by the opinions of men. – Martin Luther

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