Henny Youngman's Quote - This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class. – Al McGuire

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know. – T. S. Eliot

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Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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[I]t is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o’clock. – Woody Allen, "My Speech to the Graduates," Side Effects, 1980

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God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Skipping arm in arm is double the joy! – Jessi Lane Adams

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The first and most important is to emphasize the enduring nature of the alliance relationship particularly with Europe which does share our values and interests even if it disagrees with us on specific policies. – Zbigniew Brzezinski

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