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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life’s Little Instruction Book

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Some go on to trade schools or get further training for jobs they are interested in. Some go into the arts, some are craftsmen, some take a little time out to travel, and some start their own businesses. But our graduates find and work at what they want to do. – Daniel Greenberg

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Americans in particular are myopic. Theyre not traveling as much. When you were a college student, the next thing you would do on graduation was to take a year off and travel. Thats what I did. I went to Indonesia. – Julie Taymor

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If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. – Vince Lombardi

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