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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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I received $100 per week when I started working at the Globe after graduation. – Will McDonough

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I was a lesbian for a semester at Wesleyan – it was a graduation requirement. – Ayelet Waldman

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