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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson

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Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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