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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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I think I finally chose the graduate degree in engineering primarily because it only took one year and law school took three years, and I felt the pressure of being a little behind – although I was just 22. – Daniel J. Evans

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In this outward and physical ceremony we attest once again to the inner and spiritual strength of our Nation. As my high school teacher, Miss Julia Coleman, used to say: We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles. – Jimmy Carter

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Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money. – William Lyon Phelps

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I was about to get a degree in economics when I accepted that Id be a lousy businessman, and if I didnt give acting a try Id regret it for the rest of my life. – Peter Gallagher

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Look at Neil Diamond. Was he the cool guy? No, he was the housewives guy. He didnt try to be what he wasnt. He just did what he did – made great music, was a good entertainer, nice-enough guy. – Michael Buble

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I certainly know that this relationship could not have continued the way it did, when I was at the Pentagon and the president was obviously at the White House, without Betty. – Monica Lewinsky

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