Henny Youngman's Quote - This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman

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I went to college at the University of Kansas, where I got a degree in political science. – Sara Paretsky

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Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues. – Author Unknown

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I dont look to find an educated person in the ranks of university graduates, necessarily. Some of the most educated people I know have never been near a university. – John Keegan

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I went to military college in Canada and graduated as an officer in the Navy but also as an engineer. – Marc Garneau

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Great scientific discoveries have been made by men seeking to verify quite erroneous theories about the nature of things. – Aldous Huxley, "Wordsworth in the Tropics"

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