Quote by Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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I disagree with a lot of those changes, however at the end of the day – I go down to recruit graduation at least once or twice a year. – R. Lee Ermey

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Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money. – William Lyon Phelps

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For a man to attain to an eminent degree in learning costs him time, watching, hunger, nakedness, dizziness in the head, weakness in the stomach, and other inconveniences. – Miguel de Cervantes

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The knowledge of languages was very useful. I have a university degree in foreign languages and literature. – Emma Bonino

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How fair is a garden amid the trials and passions of existence. – Benjamin Disraeli

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