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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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I was the first boy in the Kennedy family to graduate from college. – Mark Kennedy

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To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. – A.A. Milne

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