Henny Youngman's Quote - This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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What is a home without children? Quiet. – Henny Youngman

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If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman

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Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if its in Hamburger Technology. – Clive James

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When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didnt realize it would take so long. – Gloria Stuart

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A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. – Francis Bacon, Essays, 1625

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