Quote by Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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My father was on the faculty in the Chemistry Department of Harvard University my mother had one year of graduate work in physics before her marriage. – Kenneth G. Wilson

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I disagree with a lot of those changes, however at the end of the day – I go down to recruit graduation at least once or twice a year. – R. Lee Ermey

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Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you’ll make a difference. – Arie Pencovici

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To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. – A.A. Milne

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