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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate. – Douglas Wilson

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Im not impressed by someones degree… Im impressed by them making movies. – Richard King

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It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge. – Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951

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All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder. – Author Unknown

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