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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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