Henny Youngman's Quote - This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separat

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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Im not retiring. I am graduating. Today is my graduation day. Retirement means that youll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It aint going to happen. – Junior Seau

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All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder. – Author Unknown

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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class. – Al McGuire

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It is soooooo necessary to get the basic skills, because by the time you graduate, undergraduate or graduate, that field would have totally changed from your first day of school. – Leigh Steinberg

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Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. – Josh Billings

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Asking a seamstress to mend is like asking Michelangelo to paint your garage. – Author Unknown

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