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Quote by Henny Youngman
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl g

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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Entertainers are there to entertain. They arent there to teach your children the lessons that you havent bothered to teach them at home yourself. – Wentworth Miller

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I daresay one good concert justifies a week of satisfaction at home. – Robert Plant

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Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does. – Frank Dane

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Buy with your heart, not your head. You can look at all the aspects that make a purchase practical, but that kind of thinking makes it an investment rather than a home. – Barbara Corcoran

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