Quote by Henny Youngman
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl g

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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I feel most at home in the water. I disappear. Thats where I belong. – Michael Phelps

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