Quote by Henny Youngman
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl g

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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I made a choice to stay home and raise five boys. Believe me, it was hard work. – Ann Romney

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I listen to the phone-ins on the way home and I know how the fans feel. – Steven Gerrard

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