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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl g

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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The show doesnt drive home a lesson, but it can open up peoples minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be. – Redd Foxx

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It matters less to a person where they are born than where they can live. – Proverb

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