Quote by Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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When youre a kid, I think you want to be a film star. And Im not as enamoured with that any more. The reality of that life is a lot of travel, and a lot of being away, which is impractical because I have four children, so I dont want to be away that much, not the other side of the world away. – Rob Brydon

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Travel

Id love to travel to the Holy Land. – Loretta Lynn

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When Im in London I do have the convenience of being close to St James Park which is also good for me because it gives me an excuse to get out and get some much needed exercise! – David Blunkett

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A lot of the players are not involved with any NHL team, so to play and travel around with the Oldtimers its a kind of gift that the players really appreciate. – Guy Lafleur

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Travel

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