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Quote by Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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A travel book is about someone who goes somewhere, travels on the ground, sees something and spends quite a lot of time doing it, and has a hard time, and then comes back and writes about it. Its not about inventing. – Paul Theroux

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Domestic travel and tourism-related spending has reached $1 trillion a year. – Mark Foley

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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. – Malcolm Muggeridge

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Travel in all the four quarters of the earth, yet you will find nothing anywhere. Whatever there is, is only here. – Ramakrishna

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