Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
There are so many things I want to do. Like, I want to get an artist, a musician, a photographer, and a bunch of dancers that I know and just travel across Africa and just film it and just see what happens. Do and learn as much as I possibly can. Luckily, I have a lot more time. – Channing Tatum
Let us not forget that the European Community started as a project for peace after the terrible Second World War. And today people take for granted the freedom to travel, to study, to work abroad. And the citizens of one country have almost exactly the same rights as another country. – Jose Manuel Barroso