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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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I travel a lot. If you look at my suitcase, everything is extremely well-packed and well-folded people who travel with me are impressed at how organized I am. Some would refer to me as a maniac for this. – Joel Robuchon

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I have two kids, career and I travel, and I dont think my life is any different than most couples. The most valuable commodity now for many people is time and how to parcel that out. – Hugh Jackman

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I like the opportunity to travel the world and work in close company with other people. – Marc Garneau

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Whenever I travel anywhere, Im constantly asked if Im Swedish. Its the burden of most Norwegians. The Swedes have just got a better publicity agent, I think. – Christopher Heyerdahl

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Men are just as sensitive, and in some ways more sensitive, than women are. – Barbara de Angelis

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Any great warrior is also a scholar, and a poet, and an artist. – Steven Seagal

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Cinema is a matter of whats in the frame and whats out. – Martin Scorsese

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