Quote by Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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dad
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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I am living out my adolescent dream of travel and adventure. – Tim Cahill

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I was born to travel and write verse. – Theophile Gautier

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People commonly travel the world over to see rivers and mountains, new stars, garish birds, freak fish, grotesque breeds of human they fall into an animal stupor that gapes at existence and they think they have seen something. – Soren Kierkegaard

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Our covering ministry is Challenge for Christ ministries, and Travel the Road was solely our mission arm, designed to expose people to what missions are, then connect them with agencies that send people out. – Michael Scott

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I wouldnt change anything. Ive made mistakes, but thanks to those mistakes, Ive learned. – Enrique Iglesias

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Man’s feelings are always purest and most glowing in the hour of meeting and of farewell. – Jean Paul Richter

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I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. – Tiger Woods

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I think the whole system of education would change if I were in charge and had the ability to make changes. I dont think I would keep Princeton exactly being Princeton. – Wallace Shawn

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