Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
I get in trouble when I say things like, Im attracted to violence. I was a pretty angry kid, and I got into military history largely as a way to vent my own anger. As I got older it narrowed down to a more specific focus on individual violence. Im just trying to understand where it came from. – Caleb Carr