Henny Youngman's Quote - Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Quote by Henny Youngman

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

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Im happy because I wont have to train again, or travel or sit in team hotels. – Romario

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It would be a pity if, frustrated by the price of travel, we elected to become a society that never made contact, that never gave SETI a fair chance. – Barney Oliver

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But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that Ive got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up – my life wasnt so bad. – Coolio

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But my sense in talking to people when I travel is that the film business is not that dissimilar from a lot of other businesses. – Steven Soderbergh

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