Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman
When youre a kid, I think you want to be a film star. And Im not as enamoured with that any more. The reality of that life is a lot of travel, and a lot of being away, which is impractical because I have four children, so I dont want to be away that much, not the other side of the world away. – Rob Brydon