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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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Right now Im so old that if I had a big gush of money, I dont know what Id do with it. I dont travel anymore. I dont need anything, dont want anything. Id give it to my son, I guess, and let him enjoy it. – Jack Vance

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Ive been lucky to travel through quite a bit of Europe and Australia, but I would love to do Asia and South America and South Africa. – Dianna Agron

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A lot of people say that comedy doesnt travel well. I found it very accessible. – Mark Addy

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I think family is very important in West Virginia and has long been so because the mountains made travel difficult in the past, and family members had to depend on each other. – David Selby

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