Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
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I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
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