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Quote by Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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Morning
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Henny Youngman
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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Anniversary
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Travel is impossible, but daydreaming about travel is easy. – B. J. Novak

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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. – Charles Spurgeon

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I always travel with my bike and it has become a little more difficult to do it nowadays, but I stick it in 3,5 by 6-foot case and wheel that thing in. – Donny Robinson

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You know more of a road by having traveled it than by all the conjectures and descriptions in the world. – William Hazlitt

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