Henny Youngman's Quote - Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Quote by Henny Youngman

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

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Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. – Malcolm Muggeridge

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I only travel to good material, a good director and a good company. I wont work in another country for a year any longer, because I have a lovely wife and I adore her and I cant bear to be away from her. – Jim Dale

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I love to not work. I like to travel. I work maybe half the year, no more. – Catherine Deneuve

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Strange – is it not? That of the myriads who Before us passed the door of Darkness through, Not one returns to tell us of the road Which to discover we must travel too. – Horace

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Random Quotes

I have had death threats from people with fixations. – Enya

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It is best to live however one can be. – Sophocles

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Me and my friend Ioan Gruffudd are like chalk and cheese when it comes to clothes. He lives for his clothes and has an amazing wardrobe. If were going out Ill turn up at his house and say, I havent got anything to wear, and hell tut and sigh and then lend me something swanky. – Matthew Rhys

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A young lady is a female child who has just done something dreadful. – Judith Martin

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