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Quote by Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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Morning
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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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car
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Other Quotes from
Travel
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I was afterwards sorry for this, though, if I ever travel again, I shall trust to none but natives, as the climate of Africa is too trying to foreigners. – John H. Speke

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Travel

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. – Oscar Wilde

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Travel

When Im in London I do have the convenience of being close to St James Park which is also good for me because it gives me an excuse to get out and get some much needed exercise! – David Blunkett

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Travel

However, we still have the problem of free travel and movement, since the Travel Documents issued by UNMIK as the substitute to passports, are not fully recognized yet by all countries. – Ibrahim Rugova

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Travel

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Every science is a profane restatement of the preceding dogmas of the religious period. – Francis Parker Yockey

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Eating without conversation is only stoking. – Marcelene Cox

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Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay. – Doris Day

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