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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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