Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman