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Quote by Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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