Quote by Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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I think its important to travel around in order to get a notion of whats going on, to find out what people are think about. I enjoy talking on campuses most because people are more informed and discussion is generally livelier. – Harrison Salisbury

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Im interested to go other places, Ive been the boy in the bubble since weve been shooting, I need to go travel a little bit, see where the action is, other than going to see family, of course. – George Eads

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If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness and fears. – Cesare Pavese

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Travel is impossible, but daydreaming about travel is easy. – B. J. Novak

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