Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
Quote by Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
Category:
Author
Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman
Category:
Author
Other Quotes from
Travel
category
Im a big fan of doing Triple D. But I dont want to do it forever, dont get me wrong! Travel away from my family, are you crazy? But do you know what it does for these mom-and-pop restaurant joints? It changes their lives forever. I mean, their businesses will never be the same. – Guy Fieri
Category:
