Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman