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Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. -

Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. – Tommy Manville

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More than 1.1 million taxpayers in Pennsylvania will enjoy a lower tax rate, more than 1.4 million married couples will benefit from the reduction in the marriage penalty, and more than 1.1 million parents will have the advantage of an increased child tax credit. – Tim Murphy

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Marriage was all a womans idea and for mans acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful. – Phyllis McGinley

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I think the institution of marriage is a great idea, but for me its just an idea. – Lara Flynn Boyle

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