Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman