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Quote by Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. -

Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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While 45 of the 50 States have either a State constitutional amendment or a statute that preserves the current definition of marriage, left-wing activist judges and officials at the local levels have struck down State laws protecting marriage. – John Boehner

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The activists will not stop in trying to impose their extreme views on the rest of us, and they have now plotted out a state-by-state strategy to increase the number of judicial decisions redefining marriage without the voice of the people being heard. – Jim Bunning

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Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress. – Author Unknown

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I think that every state in the union should recognize same-sex marriage. – Cass Sunstein

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