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Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. -

Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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car
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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Pink Floyd is like a marriage thats on a permanent trial separation. – Rick Wright

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No, I think marriage is a great thing. – David Copperfield

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I went through a long period of time in that marriage when I didnt believe anything was my fault. I had to face what my part was, and only because of that difficult work was I able to trust a man again. – Connie Sellecca

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Its the best marriage of songs and production. But I have to say, I have an affinity for Bossanova. – Joey Santiago

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Nobodys ever asked me to pay for a meal before Ive eaten it, Ive never been pulled over just because I was driving the wrong kind of car in the wrong kind of area at the wrong time of night. – Wentworth Miller

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I didnt grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny – those are the things I got feedback on. – Lauren Graham

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I met the president when he was president-elect at a meeting in Austin. He spoke of his faith. He spoke of his desire for a compassionate conservatism, for a faith-based initiative that would do something for poor people. – Jim Wallis

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