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Quote by Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. -

Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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Only after I faced the unhappiness of my first marriage did I start on the path of personal growth. – Judith Wright

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Perhaps my problem in marriage-and it is the problem of many women-was to want both intimacy and independence. It is a difficult line to walk, yet both needs are important to a marriage. – Hedy Lamarr

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Dont marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you cant live without. – James C. Dobson

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Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. – Madeleine de Scudery

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