Logo
Quote by Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. -

Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

Category:
Medical
Author
Henny Youngman
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Marriage
category

Ive always been suspicious of TV, Ive always found music and video to be an unhappy marriage. – Keith Richards

Category:
Marriage

Im receiving 300 to 500 letters every week from people telling me that God used my stories to save their marriage or to introduce them to Christ or to heal a relationship that had been broken. – Karen Kingsbury

Category:
Marriage

Marriage is something that needs to be worked on every day. I dont know if Im the one to give marital advice since Ive only been married for a little over a year, but marriage is certainly easier if you are open, trusting and loving. – Emily Blunt

Category:
Marriage

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. – Jean Kerr, Mary, Mary, 1960

Category:
Marriage

Random Quotes

I dont remember deciding to become a writer. You decide to become a dentist or a postman. For me, writing is like being gay. You finally admit that this is who you are, you come out and hope that no one runs away. – Mark Haddon

Category:
Hope

I dont know why Ive always been so captivated by architecture. – Tim Gunn

Category:
architecture

There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girls sense of humor, it may be her wit, or her belief system it could be a lot of different things. – Jensen Ackles

Category:
Humor

There is more difference within the sexes than between them. – Ivy Compton-Burnett, Mother and Son

Category:
Feminism