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Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. -

Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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My first marriage was very traditional, in the church, and then we left the church and went to the reception hall. So this time, Id like to go fairy tale all the way. – NeNe Leakes

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Most Americans dont care about gay marriage. – Dan Savage

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Marriage

I am much more open to plural marriage than I was before, and I now support it in certain situations. I do believe it is right for some people. But our example in America today is gross abuse – I cant support it in fundamentalist compounds. – Ginnifer Goodwin

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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. – Arthur Baer

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Our promise to our children should be this: if you do well in school, we will pay for you to obtain a college degree. – Ruth Ann Minner

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The politician being interviewed clearly takes a great deal of trouble to imagine an ending to his sentence: and if he stopped short? His entire policy would be jeopardized! – Roland Barthes

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My portraits are more about me than they are about the people I photograph. – Richard Avedon

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Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. – Henry A. Kissinger

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