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Quote by Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. -

Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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There was a time in the marriage when I could no longer look at myself in a mirror, couldnt feel I was a nice person. A bad relationship can do that, can make you doubt everything good you ever felt about yourself. – Dionne Warwick

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My father and mother were second cousins, though they did not meet till shortly before their marriage. – Patrick White

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Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out. – Michel de Montaigne

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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. – H.L. Mencken

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