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Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. -

Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. – H.L. Mencken

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Divorce: The past tense of marriage. – Author Unknown

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You cant wake up one day and say Im for gay marriage, and wake up the next day and say Im against it. Wake up one day and say, Im pro-choice, and the next day wake up and say, Im pro-life. Theres no credibility there. – Roger Stone

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New Orleans, more than many places I know, actually tangibly lives its culture. Its not just a residual of life its a part of life. Music is at every major milestone of our life: birth, marriage, death. Its our culture. – Wendell Pierce

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