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If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin

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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes youre really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, youre saying: Hope I dont get chased today. Be nice to people in sneakers. – Demetri Martin

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Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it aint goin away. – Elvis Presley

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If youre climbing the ladder of life, you go rung by rung, one step at a time. Dont look too far up, set your goals high but take one step at a time. Sometimes you dont think youre progressing until you step back and see how high youve really gone. – Donny Osmond

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