Quote by Demetri Martin
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin

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Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Getting an audience is hard. Sustaining an audience is hard. It demands a consistency of thought, of purpose, and of action over a long period of time. – Bruce Springsteen

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We have what we seek, it is there all the time, and if we give it time, it will make itself known to us. – Thomas Merton

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Any time you got nothing to do – and lots of time to do it – come on up. – Mae West

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