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I think Im funny because my family, my siblings were funny. - Mart

I think Im funny because my family, my siblings were funny. – Martin Short

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David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late 80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. Hes a very cool, hip guy. This film, lets face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine hed find it funny. – Martin Short

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Now that Im more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that Ive bad to become more aware of my body. Since Ive chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-Ive been used to it for years, so its no problem. And theres nothing I cant do. – Dana Hill

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It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you cant ask for much more. – Shawn Johnson

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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. – Don Marquis

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

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