Quote by Wallace Shawn
I dont happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I dont know

I dont happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I dont know whats funny about a character… This happens to be a feature of my life generally. – Wallace Shawn

Other quotes by Wallace Shawn

I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didnt understand, and in a way still dont, because when I look in a mirror it doesnt seem funny to me. – Wallace Shawn

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Patriotism is considered to be an emotion a person ought to feel. But why? Why is it nobler to love your own country than to love someone elses? – Wallace Shawn

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I think the whole system of education would change if I were in charge and had the ability to make changes. I dont think I would keep Princeton exactly being Princeton. – Wallace Shawn

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I think if actors dont think of themselves as funny in real life they think they cant do comedy. – Ben Barnes

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I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny. – Ridley Scott

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