Quotes by

Martin Short

I think Im funny because my family, my siblings were funny. – Martin Short

David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late 80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. Hes a very cool, hip guy. This film, lets face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine hed find it funny. – Martin Short

I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears. – Martin Short