Quote by Lynda Barry
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

Other quotes by Lynda Barry

For horror movies, color is reassuring because, at least in older films, it adds to the fakey-ness. – Lynda Barry

Category:
movies
Read Quote

I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I cant control. – Lynda Barry

Category:
Fear
Read Quote

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. – Lynda Barry

Category:
Time
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. – Angelina Jolie

Category:
funny

A film that I love is Raising Arizona and thats funny but its quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. Id love to do something like that. Who knows? – Stephen Moyer

Category:
funny

If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

Category:
funny

I thought Borat was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasnt some studio-produced script with 14 writers. – Steve Martin

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

So the struck eagle, stretchd upon the plain,
No more through rolling clouds to soar again,
Viewd his own feather on the fatal dart,
And wingd the shaft that quiverd in his heart. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

Category:
Irony

Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. – Cornelia Otis Skinner

Category:
Women

People are craving this great progress in electronics, going after computers, the Internet, etc. Its a giant progress technologically. But they must have a balance of soul, a balance for human beauty. That means art has an important role. – Mstislav Rostropovich

Category:
Beauty

Wonder is the basis of worship. – Thomas Carlyle

Category:
Religion