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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. – Lynda Barry

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For horror movies, color is reassuring because, at least in older films, it adds to the fakey-ness. – Lynda Barry

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