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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

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If I didnt try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time. – Lynda Barry

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I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I cant control. – Lynda Barry

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