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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

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Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time. – Lynda Barry

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If I didnt try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time. – Lynda Barry

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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. – Lynda Barry

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One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. – Bill Murray

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