Quote by Lynda Barry
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

Other quotes by Lynda Barry

The library was open for one hour after school let out. I hid there, looking at art books and reading poetry. – Lynda Barry

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Poetry
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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. – Lynda Barry

Category:
funny
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If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! – Demetri Martin

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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. – P. J. ORourke

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I think one of the basic tasks in life – one of the nice things we can do for each other – is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. – Julia Sweeney

Category:
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Its interesting – I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like Everwood that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny. – Chris Pratt

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funny

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And upsidedown in the earth a dead man walks upon my soles when I walk. – Bill Knott, “(End) of Summer (1966)” (Thanks, Laurie)

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I now announce myself as candidate for the Presidency. I anticipate criticism but however unfavorable I trust that my sincerity will not be called into question. – Victoria Woodhull

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