I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry
My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie. – Lynda Barry
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. – Lynda Barry
I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I cant control. – Lynda Barry
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell