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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

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The library was open for one hour after school let out. I hid there, looking at art books and reading poetry. – Lynda Barry

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I do love to eavesdrop. Its inspirational, not only for subject matter but for actual dialogue, the way people talk. – Lynda Barry

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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. – Lynda Barry

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