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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

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My mom didnt want me to go to college. She didnt want me to read – when I read, I may as well have been holding a pineapple. – Lynda Barry

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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. – Lynda Barry

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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. – Lynda Barry

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The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld

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