Quote by Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen

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Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce

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