Quote by Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen

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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. – Horace Greeley

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Renouncement: the heroism of mediocrity. – Natalie Clifford Barney

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All philosophy lies in two words, sustain and abstain. – Epictetus

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Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. – Saint Augustine of Hippo

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