Quote by Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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All philosophy lies in two words, sustain and abstain. – Epictetus

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Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one. – William Penn

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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. – Horace Greeley

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Renouncement: the heroism of mediocrity. – Natalie Clifford Barney

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Exactitude is not truth. – Henri Matisse

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