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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

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Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce

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Self-denial is the shining sore on the leprous body of Christianity. – Oscar Wilde

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Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one. – William Penn

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Renouncement: the heroism of mediocrity. – Natalie Clifford Barney

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