A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen