A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen