A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen
In Beverly Hills… they dont throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. – Woody Allen
I dont have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And Im willing to risk quite a lot – as a comedian, youre always risking a lot. Youre risking failure, especially if youre improvising and going on TV shows trying to make comedy out of thin air. That is quite a risky business. – David Walliams