A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf wont get much sleep.. – Woody Allen

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf wont get much sleep.. – Woody Allen
When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen