Quote by Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen

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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

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Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce

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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. – Horace Greeley

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Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one. – William Penn

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All philosophy lies in two words, sustain and abstain. – Epictetus

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