A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen