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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen

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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen

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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. – Horace Greeley

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Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce

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All philosophy lies in two words, sustain and abstain. – Epictetus

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Self-denial is the shining sore on the leprous body of Christianity. – Oscar Wilde

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