A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen