Quote by Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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Renunciation remains sorrow, though a sorrow borne willingly. – George Eliot

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Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce

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Renouncement: the heroism of mediocrity. – Natalie Clifford Barney

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