A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen
I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen