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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen

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With renunciation life begins. – Amelia E. Barr

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Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. – Saint Augustine of Hippo

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