A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
If I dont feel confident about my body, Im not going to sit at home and feel sorry for myself and not do something about it. Its all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether its fitness or whatever. Its about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it. – Kim Kardashian