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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen

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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing “Embraceable You” in spats. – Woody Allen

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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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Renouncement: the heroism of mediocrity. – Natalie Clifford Barney

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Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce

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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. – Horace Greeley

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All philosophy lies in two words, sustain and abstain. – Epictetus

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