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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gen

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Violence
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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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I think the biggest disease the world suffers from in this day and age is the disease of people feeling unloved. I know that I can give love for a minute, for half an hour, for a day, for a month, but I can give. I am very happy to do that, I want to do that. – Princess Diana

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A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. – Oliver W. Holmes, Sr.

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The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. – English Proverb

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The defects of the mind, like those of the face, grow worse with age. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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