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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gen

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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funny
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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It is the malady of our age that the young are so busy teaching us that they have no time left to learn. – Eric Hoffer

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Old age is a tyrant, who forbids, under pain of death, the pleasures of youth. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine. – Logan Pearsall Smith

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You know what makes me feel old? When I see girls who are 20-something, or the new crop of actresses, and think, Arent we kind of the same age? – Jennifer Aniston

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It is usually the imagination that is wounded first, rather than the heart it being much more sensitive. – Henry David Thoreau

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