Quote by Dave Barry
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gen

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

Category:
Computers
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

Category:
How True!
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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

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Women
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Other Quotes from
Age
category

Writers obviously have to bear witness to the harsh face of the age. – Alexander McCall Smith

Category:
Age

Children also have artistic ability, and there is wisdom in there having it! The more helpless they are, the more instructive are the examples they furnish us and they must be preserved free of corruption from an early age. – Paul Klee

Category:
Age

I think Im past the age of getting lost. – Amanda Seyfried

Category:
Age

Age is a terrible avenger. The lessons of life give you so much to work with, but by the time youve got all this great wisdom, you dont get to be young anymore. – Elizabeth Wurtzel

Category:
Age

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I dont happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I dont know whats funny about a character… This happens to be a feature of my life generally. – Wallace Shawn

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funny

Work while you work, play while you play – this is a basic rule of repressive self-discipline. – Theodor Adorno

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He who goes unenvied shall not be admired. – Aeschylus

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