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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unle

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary. – Gandhi

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Cause a man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun – Don Henley

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And so, to the end of history, murder shall breed murder, always in the name of right and honor and peace, until the gods are tired of blood and create a race that can understand. – George Bernard Shaw, "Caesar and Cleopatra"

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In violence we forget who we are. – Mary McCarthy

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Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does. – Josh Billings

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

Photography is an immediate reaction, drawing is a meditation. – Henri Cartier-Bresson

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What works in a relationship of very public people is not making the relationship public – keeping it as personal as it can be. Its the only way it is real. – Salma Hayek

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