Quote by Dave Barry
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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cool
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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Age
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Other Quotes from
Violence
category

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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Violence

The more dubious and uncertain an instrument violence has become in international relations, the more it has gained in reputation and appeal in domestic affairs, specifically in the matter of revolution. – Hannah Arendt

Category:
Violence

Who has not hoped
To outrage an enemys dignity?
Who has not been swept
By the wish to hurt?
And who has not thought that the impersonal world
Deserves no better than to be destroyed
By one fabulous sign of his displeasure? – Jacob Bronowski

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Violence

I write about violence as naturally as Jane Austen wrote about manners. Violence shapes and obsesses our society, and if we do not stop being violent we have no future. – Edward Bond

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Violence

Random Quotes

They have decided to tour under the name of Ten Years After which I dont think is very cool. To be honest, they have had to do that as its the only way they can get any work. – Alvin Lee

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cool

Love is an energy which exists of itself. It is its own value. – Thornton Wilder

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Love

Its learning how to negotiate to keep both sides happy – whether its for a multi-million dollar contract or just which show to watch on TV, that determines the quality and enjoyment of our lives. – Leigh Steinberg

Category:
Learning

Im the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. – Mickey Rooney

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funny