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The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to g

The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon

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Politics is pop. Our job as comedians – especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience – is to amplify what we think America is thinking. – Jimmy Fallon

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Politics
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Jimmy Fallon
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Im on so late Im definitely the last seconds of anyones attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, Thats funny, then fall asleep. – Jimmy Fallon

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funny
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Jimmy Fallon
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Well love you just the way you are if youre perfect. – Alanis Morissette

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People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. – Mark Ruffalo

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