Quote by Jimmy Fallon
The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to g

The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon

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We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph. – Jimmy Fallon

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car
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If youre a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They dont have a choice. – Jimmy Fallon

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dating
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Im on so late Im definitely the last seconds of anyones attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, Thats funny, then fall asleep. – Jimmy Fallon

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funny
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I think serial monogamy says it all. – Tracey Ullman

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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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Its funny recently Ive started to notice peoples impersonations of me, and its basically like a hyperactive child. – Dave Grohl

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Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with. – Andrew Stanton

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My aim is just to make good music every single time. – Lil Wayne

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