Quote by Jimmy Fallon
The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to g

The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon

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If youre a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They dont have a choice. – Jimmy Fallon

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Im on so late Im definitely the last seconds of anyones attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, Thats funny, then fall asleep. – Jimmy Fallon

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Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. – Jimmy Fallon

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