Quote by Jimmy Fallon
The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to g

The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon

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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesnt get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, Thank you? – Jimmy Fallon

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