Quote by Jimmy Fallon
The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to g

The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon

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Politics is pop. Our job as comedians – especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience – is to amplify what we think America is thinking. – Jimmy Fallon

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