Quote by Paul Lynde
I wish I had the nerve not to tip. - Paul Lynde

I wish I had the nerve not to tip. – Paul Lynde

Other quotes by Paul Lynde

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. – Paul Lynde

Category:
Death
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My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that. – Paul Lynde

Category:
dad
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

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If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they dont have their assistants and entourage, its funny to see what happens. – Daryl Hall

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Hurried and worried until were buried, and theres no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all. – George M. Cohan

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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