Quote by Paul Lynde
I wish I had the nerve not to tip. - Paul Lynde

I wish I had the nerve not to tip. – Paul Lynde

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I dont know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why hes funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. – Paul Lynde

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Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. Ill read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. Ive never found an easy way. – Paul Lynde

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