Quote by Paul Lynde
I wish I had the nerve not to tip. - Paul Lynde

I wish I had the nerve not to tip. – Paul Lynde

Other quotes by Paul Lynde

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. – Paul Lynde

Category:
Death
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Politicians… talk in generalities and lies, and I think theyve caused all our grief. Theyre so awful, theyre really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics. – Paul Lynde

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dad
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

I dont mean to be funny. – Yogi Berra

Category:
funny

Never fight an inanimate object. – P. J. ORourke

Category:
funny

The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if its a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But its so much more alienating than vegetarianism. – Jonathan Safran Foer

Category:
funny

You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle

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funny

Random Quotes

It starts with campaign finance reform. – Zack Space

Category:
finance

The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education. – John Updike

Category:
Education

Freedom is hiding under the clutter. – Terri Guillemets, “At home,” 2005

Category:
Clutter

The worlds I paint leave a lot to engage the imagination by hinting at what lies beyond the four edges of the painting. I think getting beyond the four edges of an opportunity or challenge is one of the basic skills you need in business. – Thomas Kinkade

Category:
Imagination