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I wish I had the nerve not to tip. - Paul Lynde

I wish I had the nerve not to tip. – Paul Lynde

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Politicians… talk in generalities and lies, and I think theyve caused all our grief. Theyre so awful, theyre really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics. – Paul Lynde

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