Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesnt get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, Thank you? – Jimmy Fallon
Im on so late Im definitely the last seconds of anyones attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, Thats funny, then fall asleep. – Jimmy Fallon
The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon
If youre a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They dont have a choice. – Jimmy Fallon
I sing in the car if Im in LA, because youre like soundproofed. – Jimmy Fallon
Everyone looks so much better when they smile. – Jimmy Fallon
I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive. – Jimmy Fallon
Politics is pop. Our job as comedians – especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience – is to amplify what we think America is thinking. – Jimmy Fallon
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. – Jimmy Fallon
We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph. – Jimmy Fallon
