Quote by Albert Brooks
Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a pro

Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. – Albert Brooks

Other quotes by Albert Brooks

Ive been to many funerals of funny people, and theyre some of the funniest days youll ever have, because the emotions run high. – Albert Brooks

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funny
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Ive always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible. – Albert Brooks

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movies
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Everyone comes up to me saying, Cooee, Julie! Hello! as if I know them. Of course I dont bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think, Ooh, love, go easy. For a time, I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny, but it passes. – Julie Walters

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funny

Im the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. – Mickey Rooney

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funny

I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield

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funny

Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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funny

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There is no such thing as a good tax. – Winston Churchill

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. – Bill Cosby

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People who enjoy what they are doing invariably do it well. – Joe Gibbs

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If stories come to you, care for them. And learn to give them away where they are needed. Sometimes a person needs a story more than food to stay alive. – Barry Lopez

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