Quote by Albert Brooks
Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a pro

Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. – Albert Brooks

Other quotes by Albert Brooks

Ive done performances in movies that I was immensely proud of and the movies didnt take off like a rocket at Cape Canaveral, it didnt take off. – Albert Brooks

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movies
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My mom was a professional. My dad and mom met each other in a movie called New Faces of 1937. My mom went under the name Thelma Leeds, and she did a few movies, and she was really a great singer, and when she married my dad and started to have a family, she sang at parties. – Albert Brooks

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dad
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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin

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Life is hard. After all, it kills you. – Katharine Hepburn

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My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan

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