Quote by Albert Brooks
Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a pro

Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. – Albert Brooks

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I had a very wise person tell me that he thinks marriage, when youre younger, you keep thinking you can fix things. Thats what people do. And you cant really fix anything. It shouldnt be a massive difficult thing every day. Lifes difficult enough. – Albert Brooks

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There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so Ill be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be comedies and not female or male, and everyone gets an equal opportunity. – Kristen Wiig

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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin

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Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn. – Hesiod

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I feel the older I get, the more Im learning to handle life. Being on this quest for a long time, its all about finding yourself. – Ringo Starr

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Success in life comes not from holding a good hand, but in playing a poor hand well. – Denis Waitley

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Every age has its own poetry in every age the circumstances of history choose a nation, a race, a class to take up the torch by creating situations that can be expressed or transcended only through poetry. – Jean-Paul Sartre

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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving. – Author Unknown

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