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Im on so late Im definitely the last seconds of anyones attention.

Im on so late Im definitely the last seconds of anyones attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, Thats funny, then fall asleep. – Jimmy Fallon

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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesnt get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, Thank you? – Jimmy Fallon

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