Quote by Helen Rowland
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be foo

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman cant be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. – Helen Rowland

Other quotes by Helen Rowland

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, womans punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. – Helen Rowland

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Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. – Helen Rowland

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What Ive learned is you treat women right. – Tyler Perry

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Yet consider now, whether women are not quite past sense and reason, when they want to rule over men. – John Calvin

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