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Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. - Lewis Black

Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. – Lewis Black

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You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

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Politics
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Lewis Black
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Its funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. Theyre usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. – Sloane Crosley

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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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I dont like comedy. I like funny things. I dont like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, Oh Jesus. – Louis C. K.

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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