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Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. - Lewis Black

Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. – Lewis Black

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And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

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Morning
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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin

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