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Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. - Lewis Black

Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. – Lewis Black

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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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Men
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Lewis Black
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A father and two sons run Adelphia. Its a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? Lets send the monkey to Mars, Dad! – Lewis Black

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dad
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Lewis Black
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I always approach comedy roles pretending they arent funny. – Brendan Fraser

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funny

It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your portrayal of women. Even when I started out on The Office eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, its completely different. – Mindy Kaling

Category:
funny

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If youre interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. – Dave Chappelle

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funny

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. Thats it. Thats the only requirement. – Olivia Munn

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funny

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As our country increasingly relies on electronic information storage and communication, it is imperative that our Government amend our information security laws accordingly. – Jo Ann Davis

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Cultural dominance of middle-class norms prevail in middle-class schools with a teacher teaching toward those standards and with students striving to maintain those standards. – James S. Coleman

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teacher

All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. – George Orwell

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Every single thing changes and is changing always in this world. Yet with the same light the moon goes on shining. – Saigyo

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Change