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Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. - Lewis Black

Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. – Lewis Black

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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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Men
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Lewis Black
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If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. Thats why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. – Lewis Black

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Health
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Lewis Black
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You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

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Politics
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Lewis Black
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Other Quotes from
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And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. Its a funny little game to play and its a slippery slope. I always say to myself Im never going to give anything away because theres never any point or benefit for me. – Kristen Stewart

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funny

I dont really have a type of guy I like. Its just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny. – Emma Roberts

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funny

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didnt want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. – Jamie Foxx

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funny

Comedians dont laugh. Theyre too busy analyzing why its funny or not. – James Lipton

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funny

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The Disarmament Conference has become the focal point of a great struggle between anarchy and world order… between those who think in terms of inevitable armed conflict and those who seek to build a universal and durable peace. – Arthur Henderson

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Since Ive been in Playboy myself in Australia, I love it, and I think its really empowering and positive towards women, which is not a view that many women hold. – Dannii Minogue

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Men are what their mothers made them. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I always said that mega-mergers were for megalomaniacs. – David Ogilvy

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Corporations