Quote by Lewis Black
Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. - Lewis Black

Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. – Lewis Black

Other quotes by Lewis Black

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

Category:
Politics
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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

Category:
Men
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I think theres something in the fact that its hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality people have to sympathise with you to find you funny. – Chris ODowd

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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If youre interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. – Dave Chappelle

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funny

Never fight an inanimate object. – P. J. ORourke

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funny

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, its OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink. – Karl Lagerfeld

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funny

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The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness. – Norman Cousins

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A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle. – Author Unknown

Our tastes greatly alter. The lad does not care for the childs rattle, and the old man does not care for the young mans whore. – Samuel Johnson

Category:
Generations

Journey with me to a true commitment to our environment. Journey with me to the serenity of leaving to our children a planet in equilibrium. – Paul Tsongas

Category:
environmental