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Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. - Lewis Black

Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. – Lewis Black

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And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. – Todd Barry

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

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Experience has shown, and a true philosophy will always show, that a vast, perhaps the larger portion of the truth arises from the seemingly irrelevant. – Edgar Allan Poe

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But in the dying world I come from quotation is a national vice. No one would think of making an after-dinner speech without the help of poetry. It used to be the classics, now it’s lyric verse. – Evelyn Waugh, The Loved One: An Anglo-American Tragedy, 1948

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