Quote by Lewis Black
Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. - Lewis Black

Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. – Lewis Black

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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

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I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I dont think you can think about that. I dont think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. – Christopher Walken

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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I dont think success has changed us as people at all. We are the same lunatics that we were when this band first got going. We never see ourselves as being on a higher level than our fans. – Kirk Hammett

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We have also arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces. – Carl Sagan

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The God of this world is riches, pleasure and pride. – Martin Luther

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It was in our power to cause the Arab governments to renounce the policy of strength toward Israel by turning it into a demonstration of weakness. – Moshe Dayan

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