There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it aint gout. – Josh Billings
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it aint gout. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings