Quote by Douglas Adams
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exac

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second- rate technology, led them into it in the first place. – Douglas Adams

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Computers
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

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Humorous
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Mysteries are due to secrecy. – Francis Bacon

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Mystery

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. – Carl Sagan

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Mystery

How many people make themselves abstract to appear profound. The most useful part of abstract terms are the shadows they create to hide a vacuum. – Joseph Joubert

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Mystery

The mind loves the unknown. It loves images whose meaning is unknown, since the meaning of the mind itself is unknown. – Rene Magritte

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Mystery

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Hope is the denial of reality. – Margaret Weis

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Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. – Author Unknown

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Alcohol

An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws. – Ambrose Bierce

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Fortune

At different times I taught humanities, social sciences and pre-vocational education. – Estelle Morris

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Education