Quote by Douglas Adams
The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining arm

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second- rate technology, led them into it in the first place. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven t. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognizing each other the whole length of the corridor. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Enemy, Enemies
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Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Gossip
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. – Douglas Adams

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Family
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Other Quotes from
Computers
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Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things. – Doug Gwyn

Category:
Computers

Windows is just DOS in drag. – Author Unknown

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Computers

I continue to meet people who have had their Web pages hijacked, their browsers corrupted, in some cases, their children exposed to inappropriate material from these dangerous programs hidden in their family computers. – Cliff Stearns

Category:
Computers

Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask – when will we get a road to our village. – Thabo Mbeki

Category:
Computers

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I think in conventional magazine wisdom, you need to have a redesign every decade or so. – Timothy White

Category:
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All are but parts of one stupendous whole, Whose body Nature is, and God the soul. – Alexander Pope

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God

Those who produce should have, but we know that those who produce the most – that is, those who work hardest, and at the most difficult and most menial tasks, have the least. – Eugene V. Debs

Category:
work

The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. – Author Unknown

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Sys Admin Day