An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws. – Ambrose Bierce
An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce

An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws. – Ambrose Bierce
An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge. – Ambrose Bierce
Prescription: A physicians guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient. – Ambrose Bierce