Quote by Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley

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Family
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley

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Humor
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Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world of contentment, drunkenness, and good humor, to a state of chronic edginess and the perpetual scanning of bank statements. – J. G. Ballard

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Humor

I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves like sewer pipes. – Gordon Gee

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain

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I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. Whats life without a sense of humor? – Mayer Hawthorne

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Everyone who remembers his own education remembers teachers, not methods and techniques. The teacher is the heart of the educational system. – Sidney Hook

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