Quote by Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley

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Books
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There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley

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Vacations
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Humor results when society says you cant scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. – Tom Walsh

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Humor

When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh? – Max Frisch

Category:
Humor

If a dog doesnt put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesnt happen you are only keeping an animal. – Enid Bagnold

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Humor

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end. – Eminem

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Humor

Random Quotes

Nothing compares to the pain of a belly ache from laughing too hard with your best friend. – Author unknown

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Best Friends

In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences. – Robert Greene Ingersoll, “The New Testament,” Some Reasons Why, 1881

Category:
Society

Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. – Paul Gray

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Cats

Perhaps it sounds ridiculous, but the best thing that young filmmakers should do is to get hold of a camera and some film and make a movie of any kind at all. – Stanley Kubrick

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best