Quote by Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley

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Books
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley

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Drinking
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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about – Robert Benchley

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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

People with no humor, theyre outta my life. – Patti LaBelle

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Humor

The president of General Motors was in a foul humor. – Arthur Hailey

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People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents, but the best of it is a rich vein running through the best of Southern literature. – Roy Blount, Jr.

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Humor

My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns. – Bret Michaels

Category:
Humor

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