There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin
Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin