There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin