There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin