There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world…. There is nothing more unhealthy than this childish sorcery, behind all the dressing up and the presents… – Jean Baudrillard (1929–2007), Amérique, 1986, translated by Chris Tur