You get somebody to crack a smile, thats a beautiful thing. – Tracy Morgan
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan
You get somebody to crack a smile, thats a beautiful thing. – Tracy Morgan
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan
I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but its cool to have strong and powerful pets. – Tracy Morgan
Stand-up dont get no respect – its the hardest thing to do in show business. You dont have no band and theres no music. – Tracy Morgan
A game one of my sisters will play with me in my first year of being alive is called Good Baby, Bad Baby. This consists of being told I am a good baby until I smile and laugh, then being told I am a bad baby until I burst into tears. This training will stand me in good stead all through my life. – Ali Smith