I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It’s amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor. – D.H. Lawrence
Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it. – D.H. Lawrence
The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist. – D.H. Lawrence
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter. – D.H. Lawrence
When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, Hey cousin! Hey Auntie! And Im like, Okay I dont know you, I have no idea who you are. I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And Ill be like, Which of my family members are giving you this phone number? – Sherri Shepherd