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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in t

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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President Obamas fight for rural America is personal. He was raised by a single mom and grandparents from Kansas. He hails from a farming state, Illinois. – Tom Vilsack

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As a mom, I always feel I have to protect them. I talk about them because they are the most important things in my life but they are private people. I wont use them for my own press. – Jami Gertz

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The first few weeks of being a mom were profound, not just emotionally but also, physically. All the changes you instinctually go through are miraculous. – Alyssa Milano

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