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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in t

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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I know my mom said as early as she can remember letting me watch TV, my one treat a week when I was like 6 was to stay up and watch Saturday Night Live. – Rashida Jones

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For me, being tall was very positive because I thought my mom was the most beautiful person ever. – Lisa Leslie

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I have a chaperone everywhere I go – my mom. – Shawn Johnson

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Not that we didnt have close relationships with our parents – Im very close to my mom – but parents didnt think anything of going off for a few weeks and leaving their kids. – Candice Bergen

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My dad was a high school teacher and made no money. – Billy Baldwin

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