Quote by Paula Poundstone
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in t

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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Death
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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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funny
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Im a Mommys Girl – the strongest influence in my young life was my mom. – Susie Bright

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My mom, she is the most unbelievable mom that you could ever have in your entire life and shes always with me on everything. The most Ive ever been away from her is two days. I love her more than anybody could ever know. – Dakota Fanning

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The problem with me is, anything thats easy I will just overdo it. Especially with clothes. But Im 14 – my mom is super-strict about that. – Chloe Moretz

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Im a lioness. I have four cubs. Im a mom. I want to take care of my kids and protect them. – Heidi Klum

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If we confuse dissent with disloyalty – Edward R. Murrow

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Learning lines is my biggest challenge. – Tim Meadows

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So I did in fact spend two and a half years in the Middlesbrough car park practising skills. But if you spend four or five or six hours a day practising, you get better. – Craig Johnston

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car