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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in t

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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