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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in t

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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My mom had me when she was 16, and I was an only child, which is probably why I received a lot of love and didnt miss that my father wasnt around. – Brett Ratner

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Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy. – Tina Fey

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