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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in t

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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My mom sang in high school choir and so did my father. – Kevin Richardson

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At 3 years old, I was imitating and doing fun little commercials for the family. Then at 5, I knew, OK, this is something I really like. At 8, I was crying in front of the mirror and my mom was like, Oh boy, here we go. We know what shes going to do. – Lana Parrilla

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My mom taught me not to talk about money. – Hilary Duff

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Before I was a mom I used to think that parents who worried about their kids watching MTV were just clueless. Now that Im a mom, I see what the fuss was all about! – Martha Quinn

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The best way to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence. – Charles Austin Beard

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Pain of mind is worse than pain of body. – Latin Proverb

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