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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in t

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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My mom listened to the Beatles and Elvis, a lot of different types of music. – Travis Barker

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Growing up, my mom was very strict about how I dressed and how I behaved, and I said to myself that I wasnt going to be like that. But now I know Im going to be exactly like my mom. Im going to be worse! – Nicole Scherzinger

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I showed my mom the movie then I told her the movie got bought and that it was gonna be shown in theatres and be on video. Everyone was really psyched about it. Everyone in my little town of hounds started to call me movie star. – Jason Mewes

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Its been very hard, after being mostly a mom, to develop an adult life of my own. And not being married anymore, I have to come up with challenges. – Danielle Steel

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Difficulties mastered are opportunities won. – Sir Winston Churchill

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We are a long time in learning that all our strength and salvation is in God. – David Brainerd

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