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Quote by Paula Poundstone
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on thei

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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Paula Poundstone
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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

Category:
Humor
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Paula Poundstone
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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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funny
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Cats
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Even if you have just destroyed a Ming Vase, purr. Usually all will be forgiven. – Lenny Rubenstein

Category:
Cats

Four little Persians, but only one looked in my direction. I extended a tentative finger and two soft paws clung to it. There was a contented sound of purring, I suspect on both our parts. – George Freedley

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Cats

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. – Barbara Holland

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Cats

A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to. – Louis J. Camuti

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Cats

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I came from a broken home, so my mom was a major influence in my life. – Julius Erving

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