Quote by Paula Poundstone
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on thei

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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Death
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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Cats
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A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal. – Agnes Repplier

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Cats

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. – Joseph Wood Krutch

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Cats

In a cats eye, all things belong to cats. – English Proverb

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Cats

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. – Garrison Keillor

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Cats

Random Quotes

Schizophrenia beats dining alone. – Oscar Levant

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alone

I didnt audition for the part! The role was offered to me, and I was so excited to be a part of The Haunting Hour. It is such a cool show and it was so much fun shooting the Intruders. – Willow Shields

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cool

If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love. – Leo Tolstoy

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Love

As I watched bookstores close, I began to wonder how that felt for the owners. Owning a bookstore was their dream and now theyre struggling and seeing those dreams fall apart. – Karen Kingsbury

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Dreams