Quote by Paula Poundstone
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on thei

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. – Michael Nelson

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Cats come and go without ever leaving. – Martha Curtis

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Even if you have just destroyed a Ming Vase, purr. Usually all will be forgiven. – Lenny Rubenstein

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Dogs eat. Cats dine. – Ann Taylor

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