Quote by Paula Poundstone
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on thei

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home. – Pam Brown

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My cat speaks sign language with her tail. – Robert A. Stern

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A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. – Jean Burden

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There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. – Dan Greenberg

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