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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on thei

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor
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Paula Poundstone
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There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats. – Albert Schweitzer

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It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr. – Lewis Carroll

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If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first. – Arthur Weigall

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Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. – Louise A. Belcher

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