Quote by Paula Poundstone
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on thei

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion. – F.A. Paradis de Moncrif

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I named my kitten Rose — fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. – Astrid Alauda

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Never try to outstubborn a cat. – Robert A. Heinlein

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett

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