Quote by Paula Poundstone
Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught u

Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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I went from not knowing anything to becoming really curious and wanting to know and respecting people in the industry, realizing how hard they work. I will always be thankful for Top Model for that. – Fatima Siad

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Id like to say to all my fans out there, thanks for the support. And to all my doubters, thank you very much because you guys have also pushed me. – Usain Bolt

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For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received. – Storm Jameson

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But Im very thankful that no one is slamming my head against the wall anymore. – Harry Anderson

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