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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught u

Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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When you read a piece of writing that you admire, send a note of thanks to the author. – Sherman Alexie

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Im very humbled and honored. Im very thankful to the Asian-American Community for all their support! – Jeremy Lin

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I know for me like I have a reputation of being kind of tough, I have a reputation of also being the girl next door, kind of sweet but I have standards and my thing is, its me on that screen and I dont have control over everything in this and Im grateful and thankful. – Nia Long

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Sometimes we need to remind ourselves that thankfulness is indeed a virtue. – William Bennett

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Im sorry, its true. Having children really changes your view on these things. Were born, we live for a brief instant, and we die. Its been happening for a long time. Technology is not changing it much – if at all. – Steve Jobs

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