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Quote by Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen

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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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A good laugh recharges your battery. – Author Unknown

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Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. – Author Unknown

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Not through wrath but through laughter one slayeth. – Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900), “Of Reading and Writing,” Thus Spake Zarathus

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Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. – Josh Billings

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