Woody Allen's Quote - I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen

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To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will. – Minna Thomas Antrim, A Book of Toasts, 1902

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A good laugh recharges your battery. – Author Unknown

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When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy,
And the dimpling stream runs laughing by;
When the air does laugh with our merry wit,
And the green hill laughs with the noise of it. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. – Gordon W. Allport

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