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Quote by Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen

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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen

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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen

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If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy. – Proverb

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You grow up on the day you have your first real laugh at, yourself. – Ethel Barrymore

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No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad. – Thomas Carlyle, Sartor Resartus

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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. – Arnold Glasow

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I fast for greater physical and mental efficiency. – Plato

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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater. – William Hazlitt

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There is no word for feeling nostalgic about the future, but thats what a parents tears often are, a nostalgia for something that has not yet occurred. They are the pain of hope, the helplessness of hope, and finally, the surrender to hope. – Michael Ian Black

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Beauty can make you powerful in a way that isnt good for you. Being OK is better for the person I have become. – Felicity Huffman

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