I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen