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Quote by Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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If we couldnt laugh, we would all go insane. – Jimmy Buffett

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To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will. – Minna Thomas Antrim, A Book of Toasts, 1902

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Laughter is one of the very privileges of reason, being confined to the human species. – Thomas Carlyle

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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. – Jack Handey, “Deep Thoughts,” Saturday Night Live

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In Turkey, youre not allowed to be left alone in the hospital. The nurse teaches the family how to do things, and somebody is always there with the patient. – Mehmet Oz

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Meditation is not a means to an end. It is both the means and the end. – Jiddhu Krishnamurti

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