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Quote by Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen

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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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Woody Allen
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

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God
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So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. – Gordon W. Allport

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Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit. – Author Unknown

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Nobody ever died of laughter. – Max Beerbohm

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Laughter is a sunbeam of the soul. – Thomas Mann

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