Quote by Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen

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If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen

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The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh. – Tom Bodett

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A good laugh recharges your battery. – Author Unknown

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Time spent laughing is time spent with the Gods. – Japanese Proverb

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If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy. – Proverb

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