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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen

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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. – Woody Allen

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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing “Embraceable You” in spats. – Woody Allen

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Laughter
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I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry. – Pierre De Beaumarchais

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Carry laughter with you wherever you go. – Hugh Sidey

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There can never be enough said of the virtues, dangers, the power of a shared laugh. РFran̤oise Sagan

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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. – Jack Handey, “Deep Thoughts,” Saturday Night Live

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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity. – Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher (season13, episode1, original airdate 2015

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The most thought-provoking thing in our thought-provoking time is that we are still not thinking. – Martin Heidegger

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