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Quote by Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen

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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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I want someone to laugh with me, someone to be grave with me, someone to please me and help my discrimination with his or her own remark, and at times, no doubt, to admire my acuteness and penetration. – Robert Burns

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With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. – Abraham Lincoln

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Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable. – Anon.

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So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. – Gordon W. Allport

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I think were all good and bad, but goods not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. – Larry David

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Lets face it God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? – Bill Maher

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