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Quote by Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen

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To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will. – Minna Thomas Antrim, A Book of Toasts, 1902

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