Woody Allen's Quote - I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen

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Im such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. – Woody Allen

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