Quote by Woody Allen
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to cons

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

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We are never more discontented with others than when we are discontented with ourselves. – Henri Frederic Amiel

Her great merit is finding out mine — there is nothing so amiable as discernment. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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