Quote by Woody Allen
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to cons

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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Her great merit is finding out mine — there is nothing so amiable as discernment. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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My attachment has neither the blindness of the beginning, nor the microscopic accuracy of the close of such liaisons. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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