Quote by Woody Allen
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to cons

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one. – Joan Baez

People must be taken as they are, and we should never try make them or ourselves better by quarreling with them. – Edmund Burke

In the mythic schema of all relations between men and women, man proposes, and woman is disposed of. – Angela Carter

Show me the person you honor, for I know better by that the kind of person you are. For you show me what your idea of humanity is. – Thomas Carlyle

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