Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen
If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen