Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. – Victor Borge
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. – Victor Borge

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. – Victor Borge
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. – Victor Borge
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. – Victor Borge
Humor is something that thrives between mans aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge
Before you, I engage myself to serve my country with the devotion and the exemplary that this post demands. I understand responsibilities of the job and, as such, I give a republican salute to Nicolas Sarkozy who has led France for 5 years and who deserves all of our respect. – Francois Hollande