Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. – Victor Borge
Humor is something that thrives between mans aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. – Victor Borge
Songs really are like a form of time travel because they really have moved forward in a bubble. Everyone whos connected with it, the studios gone, the musicians are gone, and the only thing thats left is this recording which was only about a three-minute period maybe 70 years ago. – Tom Waits