I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. – Christopher Walken
Our soldiers have nobly fought to protect freedom since our countrys birth, and have fought to protect those that could not protect themselves, even in foreign lands when called upon. – John Linder
When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because theyre so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening. – David Walliams