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Quote by David Sedaris
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris

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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

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Humor
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David Sedaris
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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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funny
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