I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris
Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris
For me, its about the way I carry myself and the way I treat other people. My relationship and how I feel about God and what He does for me, is something deeply personal. Its where I came from, my family, I was brought up in a religious household and thats very important to me. – Beyonce Knowles