Quote by David Sedaris
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris

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Art
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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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funny
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Family
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For all of higher civilizations recorded history, becoming a man was defined overwhelmingly as taking responsibility for a family. – Dennis Prager

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Family

A family is very special. So when a family splits up, its not good, its never good. – Aung San Suu Kyi

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Family

At one point in my life, I was very involved with social causes. Im still involved, but now I have a family and its important to me. – Salma Hayek

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Family

All people are your relatives, therefore expect only trouble from them. – Chinese Proverb

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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind. – Jonathan Swift

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The Grand Canyon is carven deep by the master hand; it is the gulf of silence, widened in the desert; it is all time inscribing the naked rock; it is the book of earth. – Donald Culross Peattie, The Road of a Naturalist, 1941

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I dont like headphones very much, and I rarely listen to music on headphones. – Brian Eno

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I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be judged. – Bob Dylan

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