Quote by David Sedaris
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris

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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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funny
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After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris

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Art
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Everything family does is reflection on the other people. – Kim Kardashian

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If you live in a ghetto and really want not to just change your life and your familys life but change your ghettos life, make your ghetto a good neighbourhood, learn science try to be like Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. – will.i.am

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Interesting things come your way but as you get older, your lifestyle changes. I dont want to travel I dont want to be in a hotel room away from my family. – Gary Oldman

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I had this child, and it destroyed my family. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Ask for the old paths, where the way is good, and walk in it. – Bible

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Smiling is my favorite exercise. – Author Unknown

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