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I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris

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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

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My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. – Johnny Vegas

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I believe with all my heart that America remains the great idea that inspires the world. It is a privilege to be born here. It is an honor to become a citizen here. It is a gift to raise your family here, to vote here, and to live here. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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I have a family to support. And Im not always going to be doing exactly what I want to do. – Patrick Warburton

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The steady expansion of welfare programs can be taken as a measure of the steady disintegration of the Negro family structure over the past generation in the United States. – Daniel Patrick Moynihan

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I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies. – Pietro Aretino

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Some people always sigh in thanking God. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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If you do cardio one day and the next day you can do weights, do it that way. If you need to do it at night or in the morning, do it that way. Whatever you need to get it done, just get it done. – LL Cool J

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And though various organizations in America and England collected money and sent food parcels to these refugees, nothing was ever received by the Spanish. – Martha Gellhorn

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