Quote by David Sedaris
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris

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Art
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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

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Humor
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I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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Change
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Other Quotes from
Family
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I cant say its not painful being estranged from most of my family. I wish it could be otherwise. – LaToya Jackson

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Family

I have now disposed of all my property to my family. There is one thing more I wish I could give them, and that is the Christian religion. – Patrick Henry

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Family

In time of test, family is best. – Burmese Proverb

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Family

Im not an anarchist, but I believe that people dont want the royal family – the so-called royal family. – Steven Patrick Morrissey

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Family

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An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself. – Albert Camus

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Communication is so key. – Ashley Tisdale

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communication

At school I was very shy. I wasnt funny really. – Michel Gondry

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funny

Painful though parting be, I bow to you as I see you off to distant clouds. – Emperor Saga

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Goodbye