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I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris

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Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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Birthday
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

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movies
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I just want my family to be safe. Because I am sometimes polarizing, I fear for their safety. – Lady Gaga

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Syria should not belong to one family, to one coterie, or to one party. It belongs to all the people of Syria equally, in all their religious and ethnic diversity. – William Hague

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I realised how paranoid and guarded and not trusting – walled-in – I had become. Not consciously so, but just this armour that I kind of have, protective armour. Its not for my friends or family, but for being.outside in the world, always on guard. – Jennifer Aniston

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Success is peace of mind, which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you made the effort to become the best of which you are capable. – John Wooden

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The thing about science is that its an accurate picture of the world. – Jonathan Miller

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