Quote by David Sedaris
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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Birthday
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My family isnt really all that different from anyone elses. Well, maybe theyre a bit more entertaining. – David Sedaris

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Family
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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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Truth
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Im a strange mixture of my mothers curiosity my father, who grew up the son of the manse in a Presbyterian family, who had a tremendous sense of duty and responsibility and my mothers father, who was always in trouble with gambling debts. – Rupert Murdoch

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I am tortured when I am away from my family, from my children. I am horribly guilt-ridden. – Jessica Lange

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In my family, we let our boys have a say in what veggie side they want for dinner that night. We list off a handful of options and get them excited about helping to plan the dinner menu. Theyre much more inclined to finish their plates when theyve helped decide what goes on them. – Cat Cora

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My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. – Johnny Vegas

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