Quote by David Sedaris
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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Truth
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After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris

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Art
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I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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Change
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All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning. – Henry David Thoreau

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The family is the test of freedom because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Family

In my family, we were Americans, we were Republicans and we were Methodists. – Hillary Clinton

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Family

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. – Al Goldstein

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The historian reports to us, not events themselves, but the impressions they have made on him. – Heinrich von Sybel

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The important thing is to concentrate upon what you can do — by yourself, upon your own initiative. – Harry Browne

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The tapestry of history that seems so full of tragedy when viewed from the front has countless comic scenes woven into its reverse side. In truth, tragedy and comedy are the twin masks of history – its mass appeal. – José Ortega y Gasset, Historical Reason

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No man ever achieved worth-while success who did not, at one time or other, find himself with at least one foot hanging well over the brink of failure. – Napoleon Hill

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