Quote by David Sedaris
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They pu

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

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My family isnt really all that different from anyone elses. Well, maybe theyre a bit more entertaining. – David Sedaris

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Family
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Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, Im consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the Delete option and restraining orders were invented. – Richard Roeper

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Humor

I like humor. – David Yates

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Humor

I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy. – Nicole Appleton

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Humor

If I have not seen as far as others, it is because there were giants standing on my shoulders. – Harold Abelson

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Humor

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I am able to really enjoy the positive attention I receive. – Doutzen Kroes

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A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked. – Author Unknown

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No candidate can win a presidential race advocating gay marriage and opposing the military action in Iraq. – Dick Morris

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Marriage

If you dont design your own life plan, chances are youll fall into someone elses plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. – Jim Rohn

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design