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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They pu

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

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I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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Change
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

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movies
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Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive. – Abe Burrows

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Humor

Ill do humor about myself, Ill poke fun and everything, but thats me and I can do it to me. I think its cruel to do it to somebody else. – Delta Burke

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Humor

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. – Don Rickles

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I dont think humor is forced upon my universe its a part of it. – Manuel Puig

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Humor

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Adversity is a great teacher, but this teacher makes us pay dearly for its instruction and often the profit we derive, is not worth the price we paid. – Elizabeth Hardwick

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Toleration is the greatest gift of the mind; it requires the same effort of the brain that it takes to balance oneself on a bicycle. – Helen Keller

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Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. – Anne Sexton

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Marriage changes everything. – Marilyn Manson

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