Quote by David Sedaris
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They pu

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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Truth
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

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movies
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I dont really think of myself as writing humor. Im simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious. – Richard Russo

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Humor

The president of General Motors was in a foul humor. – Arthur Hailey

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Humor

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time. – Suzanne Fields

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Humor

I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony. They are very serious there! Naturally, there are exceptions… the Jewish, Italian, and Irish humor of the East Coast. – Colin Firth

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Humor

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I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly. – Michel de Montaigne

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Begin – to begin is half the work, let half still remain again begin this, and thou wilt have finished. – Marcus Aurelius

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My dad has been a big influence on me, because hes always had his own business. He really taught me business sense and how to be a focused individual, but also how to have fun and make everyone around you have fun. – Wiz Khalifa

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