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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They pu

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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Truth
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David Sedaris
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

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movies
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit. – William Temple

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Humor

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. – Washington Irving

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Humor

Ive learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! – Debbie Gibson

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Humor

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. – William Arthur Ward

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Humor

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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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Cats

Money speaks, but it speaks with a male voice. – Andrea Dworkin

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Money

A guy came to the shop every day. A lot of guys put the foam like stuff that forms to you, kinda like the Indy car guys run. He fitted it up and it felt real good, so were going to try to run it. – Sterling Marlin

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car

If you would keep your secret from an enemy,
tell it not to a friend. – Benjamin Franklin

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Secrets