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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They pu

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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funny
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David Sedaris
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Ive learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! – Debbie Gibson

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I dont think its possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. – Christopher Hitchens

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Humor

In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming. – Alanis Morissette

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Humor

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. – William Howard Taft

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Happiness is neither virtue nor pleasure nor this thing nor that but simply growth, We are happy when we are growing. – William Butler Yeats

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If you haven’t had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature. – Phyllis Battelle

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Our blunders mostly come from letting our wishes interpret our duties. – Author Unknown

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History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. – Lawrence Durrell

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