Quote by David Sedaris
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They pu

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris

Category:
Art
Read Quote

Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

Category:
Birthday
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Theres a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day, six days a week. I like those things because they take the pressure off the constant stress. – Tom Berenger

Category:
Humor

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. – Frank A. Clark

Category:
Humor

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, theyre friends. Were the only ones that can really stand our type of humor. – Colin Quinn

Category:
Humor

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. – James Thurber

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. – John C. Maxwell

Category:
Leadership

And the things that we fear are a weapon to be held against us. – Ian Rush

Category:
Fear

Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it. – Author Unknown

Category:
Kindness

Music has always been my protection against the world, from a very young age. I feel safe inside of a jam. – Trey Anastasio

Category:
Age