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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They pu

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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funny
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David Sedaris
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I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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Change
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Theres always a source for humor. – Calvin Trillin

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Humor

I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me that all of life has that. – Lawrence Kasdan

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Humor

Humor is… despair refusing to take itself seriously. – Arland Ussher

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Humor

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way. – John Zorn

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Humor

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What is important, then, is not that the critic should possess a correct abstract definition of beauty for the intellect, but a certain kind of temperament, the power of being deeply moved by the presence of beautiful objects. – Walter Pater

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