Quote by David Sedaris
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They pu

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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Change
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When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

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Humor
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

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movies
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

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Humor

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. – Lenny Bruce

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Humor

It felt as if things were literally slipping through my fingers. Things were just streaming away from me. I lost my sense of humor. Im still looking for that. – Michelle Williams

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Humor

One of my favorite things about Star Trek wasnt just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships between the main characters and their reactions to the situations they would face there was a lot of comedy in that show without ever breaking its reality. – J. J. Abrams

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Humor

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The directors job is full of all sorts of annoyances and details – like how many cars are on the street. Ugh. I dont want it. I like my gig. And I feel that for the next 30 years or so I can keep learning more about it. – Tyne Daly

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Learning

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. – George Orwell

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Freedom

Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it. – Norman Douglas

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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them. – Lemony Snicket

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Libraries