Quote by David Sedaris
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They pu

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

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movies
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My family isnt really all that different from anyone elses. Well, maybe theyre a bit more entertaining. – David Sedaris

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Family
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Humor is just another defense against the universe. – Mel Brooks

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Humor

We do not take humor seriously enough. – Konrad Lorenz

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Humor

Im sure there are people who survive tragedy without humor, but Ive never met any of them. Nor would I be particularly interested in writing about them if I did meet them. – Ayelet Waldman

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Humor

Its good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. – Margaret Cho

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Humor

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My grandmother was a teacher, my sister was a teacher, my daughter was a teacher and is now a superintendent in northern California, and my son-in-law is a high school principal. I am surrounded. – Loni Anderson

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In short, is not liberty the freedom of every person to make full use of his faculties, so long as he does not harm other persons while doing so? – Frederic Bastiat

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Home is pretty utopian. – Scott Adams

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