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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They pu

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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funny
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David Sedaris
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

Category:
movies
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David Sedaris
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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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Truth
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David Sedaris
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character. – Suzanne Vega

Category:
Humor

It felt as if things were literally slipping through my fingers. Things were just streaming away from me. I lost my sense of humor. Im still looking for that. – Michelle Williams

Category:
Humor

Its self-effacing, its hard-luck, the shtetl stories. All those Coasters things are an amalgam of Yiddish and black humor. – Jerry Leiber

Category:
Humor

But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something. – Dabney Coleman

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends. – Bob Garfield

Category:
Letters

I dont know if Jim was a major part of that or not. He is one of a small group of real storytellers. He has enormous imagination and ability to write. Im glad hes coming back. Its going to be good for the show. – Matthew Ashford

Category:
Imagination

If you are not very clever, you should be conciliatory. – Benjamin Disraeli

Category:
Compromise

Having my first number one single and being able to travel to places Ive never been before has been amazing. The tour was also fantastic. There are so many things which Ive experienced this year which I never even dreamed of. – Gareth Gates

Category:
amazing