Quote by David Sedaris
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They pu

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

My family isnt really all that different from anyone elses. Well, maybe theyre a bit more entertaining. – David Sedaris

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Family
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I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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Change
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

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movies
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I failed to fulfill what should have been an interesting role. I couldnt take their formula and bring what I had, my humor, my ideas, and make it my own. – Dianne Wiest

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Humor

I think that different pleasures work for different readers – a friend of mine wont read anything thats not a cardiovascular sort of page-turner. I tend to care less about plot, but Im a sucker for humor and strangeness. – Karen Russell

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Humor

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. – Virginia Woolf

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Humor

I think Im too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesnt go down well here, which probably affects my love life. I need to have a laugh track following me around so people know Im trying to be funny. – Teddy Thompson

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Humor

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In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips. – Author Unknown

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Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration has been minding my own business. – Calvin Coolidge

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Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. – Saint Augustine

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Faith

Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised, or a little mistaken. – Jane Austen

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