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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They pu

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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Change
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David Sedaris
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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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funny
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David Sedaris
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Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. – Allen Klein

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Humor

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? – Frank Moore Colby

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Humor

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. – George Herbert

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Humor

Im going to do a lot of weird stuff thats not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think its time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff. – Andy Milonakis

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Humor

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To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. – J. K. Rowling

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The name Van Halen, the family legacy, is going to go on long after Im gone. – Eddie Van Halen

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Reconsider, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made. – Ambrose Bierce

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Books — the best antidote against the marsh-gas of boredom and vacuity. – George Steiner

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